Funnies

My twins are constantly cracking me up.  I know every parent thinks their kid(s) are the brightest, funniest, cutest, etc.  Bear with me on this one.  I need to keep track of these so I don't forget them.

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Christopher (playing with his farm animals):   "Mommy, my horse is drinking water".
Kendall:  "I'm drinking like a fish".


Christopher:  I want "purple bunny" pizza.  (translation:  pepperoni)


Kendall: "Mommy, where all the cookies"?
Me: "Daddy ate them all gone"
Kendall:  "Daddy is Cookie Monster".


The twins were pretend shopping one Saturday morning.  I gave them each a dollar from my wallet to play with.  A few minutes later, Kendall came over and said, "More money".


Christopher:  "I want to ride an airplane"
Kendall:  "I want to ride the sunshine"
(Dream big, girlfriend)!


One afternoon, we were talking about farm animals and the kids were saying their favorite animal.
Kendall:  "I like cows".
Christopher:  "I like horsies"
Me:  "What does Mommy like"?
Kendall:  "Mommy likes pigs".
Me: "And what does Daddy like"?
Kendall:  "Daddy likes chicks".


I love, love, love those kids!