Thursday, November 20, 2008

Top 5 Reasons

The Top 5 Reasons that AF is a week late:

#5 - She skipped town with Uncle Joe and they are currently driving the countryside in an RV

#4 - She's crotchety and would rather spend time with her cats


#3 - I'm pregnant?! Bah ha ha! That's a good one!

#2 - She's busy knitting me a sweater for Christmas

And the Number 1 reason is....

I have no frickin' idea!

I'm going in for blood work tomorrow morning.

I'm guessing either a) I didn't ovulate or b) my estrogen levels are screwed up.

Neither of which makes sense because I've always been on-time.

So, all I can say at this point is "What the F"?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...And I'm sure you realize all of us who live on hope are saying: it's #3--and of course the every present disclaimer--we hope.

Yes, it's #3... and that's all I'm gonna say...okay, I soooo hope it's #3

Goodnight.

Anna

Lost in Space said...

I'm not much into Christmas sweaters or RVs so I'm hoping for #3 too. (; How frustrating to not know what's going on. Keep us posted.