#5 - She skipped town with Uncle Joe and they are currently driving the countryside in an RV
#4 - She's crotchety and would rather spend time with her cats

#3 - I'm pregnant?! Bah ha ha! That's a good one!
#2 - She's busy knitting me a sweater for Christmas
And the Number 1 reason is....
I have no frickin' idea!
I'm going in for blood work tomorrow morning.
I'm guessing either a) I didn't ovulate or b) my estrogen levels are screwed up.
Neither of which makes sense because I've always been on-time.
So, all I can say at this point is "What the F"?
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...And I'm sure you realize all of us who live on hope are saying: it's #3--and of course the every present disclaimer--we hope.
Yes, it's #3... and that's all I'm gonna say...okay, I soooo hope it's #3
Goodnight.
Anna
I'm not much into Christmas sweaters or RVs so I'm hoping for #3 too. (; How frustrating to not know what's going on. Keep us posted.
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