Good God. I thought I was going to get a break from Super Boobies. Beginning with the bc pills and for my entire last IVF cycle, right up until I got AF, my boobs were super big and super sore. I got about a one week break and now they're back.
Son of a...
I even caught my own attention when I passed by a window today.
To make matters worse, my friend Senor Zit (sorry, I don't know how to make that fancy little sqiggly line to make that word authentically Mexican) is also back. You may remember he made an appearance during the last bc pill round. It's so nice to know he likes to join in on the festivities each month. Ole!
One good thing did happen today. Remember "Mommy with twins who sits next to me at work"? Hey, that almost sounds like an Indian name. Perhaps I could be "Barren Uterus That Rejects All Embryos"?
Anyway, today was her last day in the office. So, that officially ends the super fantastic baby boom that has haunted me for the last 9 months. No more daily reminders of my failure because all pregnant ladies have officially been banished from the office. Hmmmm... that sounds like a good suggestion for our office standards. All pregnant ladies are not allowed to report to work once they start showing. I like it!
Oh, and did you get my musical pun? The Boobs are Back in Town. Get it? Instead of boys, I said boobs. I just crack myself up sometimes.
2 comments:
Thanks for the smile today. (:
I'm jealous of your super boobies. Mine remained their standard 32A (and A is stretching it) through every altered hormone. I just can't catch a break with any of this crap.
I'm so glad your co-worker is out of the office now. Friday marks the 21wk mark for my officemate. I am counting down the torture.
Best laugh I've had all week. :-)
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