Before going to bed last night, I signed a waiver for elective breast augmentation surgery.
I woke up from surgery around 3:00 this morning and rolled on to my stomach.
Yooooow!
I now have Boobs of Steel! Not only are they ginormous but they hurt like hell.
I've always been "well-endowed", I guess. I'm 5'8 and a 36C. Some people think that's a nice size - I guess it depends on which side of the dressing room you're standing.
I'm trying to remain positive and I think I might be able to market these bad boys.
They are harder than any teflon-coated pan you own!
They can save lives more efficiently than a bullet-proof vest!
The tin man will never run out of a hat!
All this for just $19.95!
But, wait! Act now and we'll throw in an instruction booklet on how to turn them into a floatation device!
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1 comment:
Funny!! I heard that a little chocolate cake help the boob situation. Or was that all situations. EB
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